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Barbra Streisand( Barbara Joan Streisand )
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If a Girl Isn't Pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City All she gets in life is pity And a pat
Kindly name a star who hasn't Won a contest or a pageant If she hasn't she just never Gets to bat
She must shine in every detail Like a ring, you're buying retail Be a standard size that Fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals Are no bigger than two lentils Then to me it doesn't spell Success
Frumpy faces that could cause ya Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com To have temporary nausea Do I have to hear a lecture Such as that?
Is a nose with deviation Such a crime against the nation? Should I throw her into jail Or drown the cat?
So she looks a bit off balance She possesses golden talents Or is that a pill too bitter To digest?
Oh, she's got very nice deportment, hmm But when they see that at Ortmund's From the gallery they'll be Throwing fruit
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