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Milk Your Goat
Lyricist:Joseph Gardner, Elliot Gleave
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
I watch her chattin' to that fella and I'm thinking, they're never lovers She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers He's lookin' smug so he's startin' to bug me This dude is fuckin' ugly, it's not 'cause I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be Intoxicated women, who when sober, they wouldn't be Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks The girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits
Twenty minutes prior to the start of this monologue This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second or two Did what all predators do, took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverage He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage Cheated now, you got a poor little innocent Off her fuckin' face and she's thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly, this ain't where she wanna be I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan Just before its gets sickening
Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass But as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeks If it gets nasty, I'll stop the shenanigans A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
She's still holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink Whatever he gave her, it wont let her brain think Straightly, now she's grinning, sat in his lap, his mates Take turns givin' him a pat on the back
He's got her in his grasp, he can do what he wanna do Take her back to his place, you know what he gonna do Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I ain't a fan of it, he don't deserve her She's far too pretty, man, how did he manage it
Just as I get closer, I look at her finger It all becomes clear why she's letting him linger He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste
Except in buying jewelery, he's so uninhibited He's really made a fool of me 'cause now I see what he did This flash rich bastard is far from plastered He's worked a little plan that he's totally mastered
Sees his target, checks she's on the market And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it I guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy And if you chose wisely some women are easy
When she spots the present, say, it's yours to keep And for at least one night she's yours to keep Just flash a precious stone it's as simple as that So there you have it' lads, Rohypnol's old hat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Look, I really gotta clear my throat Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat You ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take note See the opportunity and milk that goat
Look, I really gotta clear my throat Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat You ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take note See the opportunity and milk that goat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat and if she says to you No, you don't, slip summink in her drink
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